部落情書大賞摘星徵文比賽

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部落情書大賞摘星徵文比賽

frt125 於2008/7/29 9:20 發布觀看次數：358

7/29/2008 瀏覽：358

網路上看到很好笑的英文情書

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Dear wang little girl
From see you one eye， I shit love you.
Your eyes close， I die; your eyes open， I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again， I die again and again.
Maybe you do not know me， no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.
I think I should introduce myself to you.
I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
My home four mouth people papa， mama， I and DD
I beat letter very fast， because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest
I do early fuck every day， so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me， or I will cut my hair to be a monk ， and find a place
where many monks live in to over mylife.
Your old big.

中文翻譯:

親愛的王小姐︰
自從見你第一眼，我便愛上你。
你的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛睜開，我又活過來了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去又活來
也許你還不認識我，沒有關係，一見鐘情很流行。
我想應該介紹一下自己。
我叫李老大，今年25。
我家有四口人︰爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
我打字很快，因為我是電腦高手，我甚至還當過黑客呢。
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。