斑馬深愛著小鹿，
                                                                               
表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
斑馬大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
小鹿膽怯地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，紋身的都是不良少年。
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熊貓深愛著小鹿，
                                                                               
表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
熊貓大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
小鹿膽怯地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，戴墨鏡的都是不良少年。
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小雞深愛著小鴨，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
小雞大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
小鴨膽怯地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，叫「雞」的都不是好女人。
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蜘蛛深愛著螞蟻，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
蜘蛛大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
螞蟻膽怯地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，成天在網上待著的都不是好人。
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高爾夫球桿深愛著乒乓球，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
高爾夫球桿大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
乒乓球膽怯地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，鷹鉤鼻子的男人都不是好東西。
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桔子深愛著柚子，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
桔子大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
柚子膽怯地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，衣服太好脫的女人都不是好東西。
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5深愛著1，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
5大吼：為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？
                                                                               
1不好意思地說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了，我們不能找個挺著啤酒肚的。