冷笑話

12/7/2006   瀏覽:208    

斑馬深愛著小鹿,
                                                                               
表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
斑馬大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
小鹿膽怯地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,紋身的都是不良少年。
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熊貓深愛著小鹿,
                                                                               
表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
熊貓大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
小鹿膽怯地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,戴墨鏡的都是不良少年。
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小雞深愛著小鴨,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
小雞大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
小鴨膽怯地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,叫「雞」的都不是好女人。
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蜘蛛深愛著螞蟻,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
蜘蛛大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
螞蟻膽怯地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,成天在網上待著的都不是好人。
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高爾夫球桿深愛著乒乓球,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
高爾夫球桿大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
乒乓球膽怯地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,鷹鉤鼻子的男人都不是好東西。
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桔子深愛著柚子,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
桔子大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
柚子膽怯地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,衣服太好脫的女人都不是好東西。
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5深愛著1,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
                                                                               
5大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
                                                                               
1不好意思地說:
                                                                               
                                                                               
我媽說了,我們不能找個挺著啤酒肚的。        

 

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