老師說道：今天我們要復習反義詞，我們這樣練習， 我說一句，你們大聲說出反義詞！

                 現在開始！”

                                                       
老師：“今天天氣很好。”
                                                                               
學生：“今天天氣很壞。”
                                                                               
老師：“到處陽光明媚。”
                                                                               
學生：“到處陰雲密布。”
                                                                               
老師：“馬路上人山人海。”
                                                                               
學生：“馬路上空無一人。”
                                                                               
老師：“年輕。”
                                                                               
學生：“年老。”
                                                                               
老師：“站立。”

學生：“躺倒”
                                                                               
老師：“有個年輕人站立在路上。”
                                                                               
學生：“有個年老人躺倒在路上。”
                                                                               
老師：“我撿到一塊錢。”
                                                                               
學生：“我丟了一塊錢。”
                                                                               
老師：“我撿到一塊錢,交給老師。”
                                                                               
學生：“我丟了一塊錢，去偷老師。”
                                                                               
老師：“錯誤，不能這樣說！”
                                                                               
學生：“正確，應該這樣說！”
                                                                               
老師：“錯誤。”
                                                                               
學生：“正確。”

老師：“這不行，這是違法行為！”
                                                                               
學生：“這可以，這是合法行為！”
                                                                               
老師：“我說錯誤。”
                                                                               
學生：“我說正確。”
                                                                               
老師：“聽老師的，老師說的才是正確！”
                                                                               
學生：“聽我們的，老師說的都是錯誤！”
                                                                               
老師：“你們愚蠢。”
                                                                               
學生：“我們聰明。”
                                                                               
老師：“停止！”                                                                    

學生：“繼續！”

老師：“你們現在停止！別說了！”
                                                                               
學生：“我們現在繼續！還要說！”
                                                                               
老師：“你們這些蠢豬，我說停止！”
                                                                               
學生：“我們都是天才，我說繼續！”
                                                                               
老師：“你們聽老師的！”
                                                                               
學生：“老師聽我們的！”
                                                                               
老師：“學生都得聽老師的！”
                                                                               
學生：“老師都得聽學生的！”
                                                                               
老師：“現在你們停止練習！”
                                                                               
學生：“現在我們繼續練習！”
                                                                               
老師：“你們沒完沒了了嗎？”
                                                                               
學生：“我們有始有終的呀！”

老師：“那你們就停止！蠢豬！”
                                                                               
學生：“那我們該繼續！天才！”
                                                                               
老師: 我跳進來啦!
                                                                               
學生: 我跳出去啦!
                                                                               
老師: 打我啊, 笨蛋!!

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