反義詞

12/2/2006   瀏覽:245    

老師說道:今天我們要復習反義詞,我們這樣練習, 我說一句,你們大聲說出反義詞!

                 現在開始!”

                                                       
老師:“今天天氣很好。”
                                                                               
學生:“今天天氣很壞。”
                                                                               
老師:“到處陽光明媚。”
                                                                               
學生:“到處陰雲密布。”
                                                                               
老師:“馬路上人山人海。”
                                                                               
學生:“馬路上空無一人。”
                                                                               
老師:“年輕。”
                                                                               
學生:“年老。”
                                                                               
老師:“站立。”

學生:“躺倒”
                                                                               
老師:“有個年輕人站立在路上。”
                                                                               
學生:“有個年老人躺倒在路上。”
                                                                               
老師:“我撿到一塊錢。”
                                                                               
學生:“我丟了一塊錢。”
                                                                               
老師:“我撿到一塊錢,交給老師。”
                                                                               
學生:“我丟了一塊錢,去偷老師。”
                                                                               
老師:“錯誤,不能這樣說!”
                                                                               
學生:“正確,應該這樣說!”
                                                                               
老師:“錯誤。”

                                                                               
學生:“正確。”

老師:“這不行,這是違法行為!”
                                                                               
學生:“這可以,這是合法行為!”
                                                                               
老師:“我說錯誤。”
                                                                               
學生:“我說正確。”
                                                                               
老師:“聽老師的,老師說的才是正確!”
                                                                               
學生:“聽我們的,老師說的都是錯誤!”
                                                                               
老師:“你們愚蠢。”
                                                                               
學生:“我們聰明。”
                                                                               
老師:“停止!”                                                                    

學生:“繼續!”

老師:“你們現在停止!別說了!”
                                                                               
學生:“我們現在繼續!還要說!”
                                                                               
老師:“你們這些蠢豬,我說停止!”
                                                                               
學生:“我們都是天才,我說繼續!”
                                                                               
老師:“你們聽老師的!”
                                                                               
學生:“老師聽我們的!”
                                                                               
老師:“學生都得聽老師的!”
                                                                               
學生:“老師都得聽學生的!”
                                                                               
老師:“現在你們停止練習!”
                                                                               
學生:“現在我們繼續練習!”
                                                                               
老師:“你們沒完沒了了嗎?”
                                                                               
學生:“我們有始有終的呀!”

老師:“那你們就停止!蠢豬!”
                                                                               
學生:“那我們該繼續!天才!”
                                                                               
老師: 我跳進來啦!
                                                                               
學生: 我跳出去啦!
                                                                               
老師: 打我啊, 笨蛋!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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